Bye Bye E3

Jul 31, 2006 quarter to nine am


Rumors circulating say that E3 may go away due to some of the biggest publishers pulling out.  I only have one thing to say:  Good Riddance.

That show turned into nothing but a spectacle and E3 only has themselves to blame for allowing it to get out of control.  It was noisy, crowed, and a waste of time for developers.  We'd burn months of development time prepping hacked together E3 versions to show the press and buyers that rarely moved the game forward.

The world is changing in how people get information.  The need for one big get-together just isn't as important as it used to be.  Companies can now talk quickly and directly to world wide press and to their customers, as they should be.

But, the real function of E3 was for sales, and that can also be accomplished by a much lower-key conference that doesn't included all the flash and sizzle.   We always figured for the amount of money we spent on E3, we could fly every buyer and press person to Hawaii for a week.

The money publishers wasted on booth-babe proliferation can be better spent.

Other people's comments:

Posted by Kaminari on Jul 31, 2006 quarter past ten am

Best gaming news in the last ten years.

Posted by Rodi on Jul 31, 2006 twenty five past ten am

Hear, hear! I will in some ways miss the period for its ability to swipe me into a frenzy of gaming-love, but its decadent spectacle will not sorely be missed. In fact, now that that bottleneck of gaming news is gone, I expect the whole year around will become more interesting as announcements are better spread throughout the seasons.

Posted by Duncan_Idaho on Jul 31, 2006 ten to eleven am

Much the better for the GC in Germany... as it looks it is going to be the biggest games conference from then on.... With much more info and less show.

Posted by Paul Davidson on Jul 31, 2006 twenty past noon

Please do Monkey Island 5

Posted by Ron Gilbert on Jul 31, 2006 twenty past noon

I've just been waiting for someone to say "please".

Posted by Paul Davidson on Jul 31, 2006 one pm

My grandma always said that a please goes a long way.........

Posted by Duncan on Jul 31, 2006 ten past seven pm

The great thing about text is that, as intonation isn't an issue, you can take everything you read literally.

Posted by Monkey Island 5 on Aug 1, 2006 twenty past ten am

Sure, baby. You have my phone number, right? And please, I donīt like chinese food so donīt take me to that one place again.

Posted by gabe on Aug 1, 2006 seven pm

Actualy, do monkey island 2.5 :)

...please?

Posted by Jim on Aug 2, 2006 ten past five am

OR, he could just think of them as part of LeChuck's revenge and MI5 opens-up with Guybrush waking-up.

Posted by Kroms on Aug 2, 2006 five past five am

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE.

Posted by Remiander on Aug 2, 2006 twenty five to six am

Pretty pretty please with a sugar on top?

Posted by G. Lucas on Aug 3, 2006 ten past seven am

I think the new MonkeyIsland should be a massive online multiplayer episodic first person shooter.

Posted by 2-Tone Ramone on Aug 1, 2006 quarter past nine am

Maybe if LucasArts was interested in selling the MI franchise and we had a pledge drive of some sort...Anybody got George Lucas' #???

Posted by Handgesture on Jul 31, 2006 half past noon

So, seeing how we are buyers and you will have all that money left over in 2007... When can we start packing for Hawaii?

Posted by Beef on Jul 31, 2006 ten to one pm

Looks like the game industry is slowly turning in the right direction after all.

Posted by Schilling on Jul 31, 2006 two pm

Ok, so...
Do Monkey 5 or be Dead?
or...
Pretty Please with Suggar on top and a Cherry do Monkey 5?

Posted by Chris McDougall on Jul 31, 2006 twenty past two pm

It's interesting. I've been to E3 for the past four years, and every year I always notice the same thing: the people who seem to enjoy the event the most are not industry professionals, but video game fanboys who somehow sneak into E3. They always manage to get in no matter what.

Posted by Nick on Aug 2, 2006 ten to ten am

You know, the fanboys / gamers are the ones ultimately buying the games. If left up to the industry professionals / retail buyers we'd get an endless line of sequels and hollywood licensed crap. Yes, the function of E3 is for buyers and press, but, the pulblishers need access to their fans to keep them honest.

Posted by steve on Aug 3, 2006 quarter to seven am

Er, those fanboys are the ones lining up to buy those sequels.

Posted by nick on Aug 6, 2006 twenty five past eight am

umm... the publishers only make sequels now, i.e... nothing else to buy.

Posted by gnome on Jul 31, 2006 twenty five to three pm

Having never been to E3 myself, and thus talking right out of my ar*e, wasn't this place providing smaller publishers with PR opportunities? I mean the miniscule Greek developer creating "Theseis" wouldn't have otherwise been noticed...

Don't know if it's that good a piece of news after all, but then again I can't say i know anything on the businness end of video games.

Cheers.

PS Monkey 2.5 would be better than 5.

Posted by Chris McDougall on Jul 31, 2006 twenty to four pm

While it is true that small developers have a chance to show their stuff at the event, they're usually very overshadowed by all of the known developers. I feel even sorrier for the Asian and European companies that get stuck in Kentia Hall, an area of the convention center that's sectioned off from all the "normal" games. Many people that visit that hall have a hard time taking any of the games there seriously, even though a few gems can be found.

Posted by gnome on Jul 31, 2006 four pm

I see... Guess doing away with the whole show shouldn't be this bad then... Thanks for the info :)

Posted by Bashar Abdullah on Jul 31, 2006 ten past eleven pm

Agreeeed :)
Question is: What is the terms of license for Monkey Island? Do Lucas own them for good, or does it expire at some time, or if they dont release a series for it for some time? Like the case with Sam & Max.

If it doesnt, have their been (ofcourse there has!!) official contacts to acquire the license from them, since they dont care anyways?

Posted by Gamma Jack on Aug 1, 2006 quarter to nine am

In the US, copyrights last 95 years after the last publication. So, we'll all be dead by the time the copyrights run out.

Posted by Fuzzy on Jul 31, 2006 twenty five past three pm

Isn't it the biggest press event in the industry?

What else are they going to come up with to give them that much positive coverage?

Posted by Kroms on Jul 31, 2006 five to midnight

So, Schafer's recent excellent but saled-like-ice-cream-in-winter "Psychonauts" has nothing to do with this... ;)

Posted by Someone on Jul 31, 2006 five to midnight

I mean "sold."

Posted by Jim on Jul 31, 2006 five to midnight

Even if Ron did get the license to MI5, I am pretty damn sure he's got more up his sleeve. Please get off his back and let him work his creativity.

Posted by Shadee Wolf on Aug 1, 2006 twenty past seven am

While (E3=True)
{
Geek_stares_and_drools_at_boothbabe;
Salesperson_whispers_something_in_geeks_ear_about_buying_a_game;
Geekmoney = (Geekmoney-50);
}

Posted by GP on Aug 1, 2006 twenty five past seven am

E3 is going to be smaller next year instead of dissapearing entirely

Posted by Schmatz on Aug 1, 2006 nine am

The moment I saw that Paris Hilton was there to support her

Cell
Phone
Games

I knew E3 was dead.  Not to mention she kept saying the name of her game wrong.  It was quite an embaressment, not to herself (although everything about her in general is an embaressment), but to developers who thought "lol boobies will sell it".

Posted by gabe on Aug 1, 2006 seven pm

boobies? are we talking about the same person?

Posted by Kroms on Aug 1, 2006 twenty to eleven pm

Well, the developers were as blind as bats, if you get my drift.

Posted by 2-Tone Ramone on Aug 1, 2006 quarter past nine am

I was under the impression that E3 was more than just a Expo show trying to promote new titles.  I believe that it's also a place where people come together to celebrate a past-time of gaming, kind of akin to comic conventions:  sure, there's comics to buy, but it's also about being around your kin.  That's why I'm sad to see E3 either be dimmed down or shut down altogether

Posted by Status on Aug 1, 2006 twenty five to ten am

Wait, so Bruno was ahead of the curve?

Posted by suicide on Aug 1, 2006 twenty five past ten am

Nice Picture :D

Posted by Caff on Aug 3, 2006 half past three pm

Bet I wasn't the only one to try clicking on it.

Posted by Pag on Aug 1, 2006 five to noon

Totally off-topic for this thread, but I thought this was funny:
http://i.somethingawful.com//sasbi/2006/07/jumpman16/Supernorn.jpg

Posted by gnome on Aug 1, 2006 ten past five pm

Brilliant!

Posted by gabe on Aug 1, 2006 five to seven pm

dammit. hate when there's babe pics and they're not clickable to get a larger version :-/

Posted by Your imaginary aunt I forgot my name on Aug 1, 2006 five to seven pm

Please seemingly helps, therefore I'll ask you to please nuke the E3 for all of us customers who aren't even allowed to step into those hallowed halls but are still expected to spend the money we earned with our tears, sweat and blood on the crap they're offering there. Please, someone make games fun again, I just torretned Freespace 2 (it's abandonware) and it's a lot more fun to replay an old game than playing one of the latest games I've bought. How can they expect me to waste money on a state of the art graphics card, spend a small fortune on a new dual core CPU buy an appropriate motherboard alongside with sufficient ram, when all I can do with it is play crappy, high-end graphic games? If I just want to see good CG-animations, I might as well buy Toy Story and FF on DVD and watch it over and over to get off on the graphics.

Posted by gabe on Aug 1, 2006 five past seven pm

telltale is finishing a new sam&max

by the way, the say that it will be in the same line as Bones. what the hell is Bones? anyone played?

Posted by Gamma Jack on Aug 2, 2006 half past seven am

Bone is an adventure game series by Telltale that's based on a comic book series (that was excellent btw). I haven't played the game, but I've heard only good things about it.

Posted by Bashar Abdullah on Aug 5, 2006 five past two am

I've played the two sequels. They are quite funny with old Lucas taste. You can feel the inspire of MI in it as well. Story telling through the game, no long intro. Meanwhile cutscenes, and Three Hours later stuff. The conversation type, and controlling different characters.

Its control is a bit annoy for me. Most thing I hate about it, is that its TOO SHORT to be a full game rather than a small spare time thing to fill the gap. Second edition and still the game only moved a small bit in the story.

Posted by Taegeuk on Aug 23, 2006 twenty past two am

Absolutely - for the last 10 years I've been spending a fortune trying to keep my PC up to date buying new high end video cards every year and a CPU & mobo every other year. Last year I decided enough was enough!

X-Wing is still the best space combat sim in my opinion and I've started playing it again. Doom3 & Quake4 look amazing, but the load times for levels are truly appalling so I hardly touch them now and would rather play Q2 or Q3 as there's no waiting and they run so blindingly fast on my "year out of date" hardware.

Posted by Forba on Aug 2, 2006 twenty to three am

At least according to a demo Bones seemed to be quite decent game. Sort of classical adventure in a 3d world. I liked it, but the demo was way too short to get a proper impression about the game.

Posted by Fuzz on Aug 3, 2006 twenty five to nine am

Bone is episodic content. How long can a demo be?

Posted by Forba on Aug 4, 2006 ten to five am

Ah it's episodic. I didn't know about that. The demo lasted for 5 mins or so, and most of the time was consumed by dialogue. Just a tad too short to pull me in.

Posted by Yeahstyle on Aug 3, 2006 twenty five past nine am

Damn, no more booth babessss

Posted by Nick on Aug 9, 2006 five past midnight

I am thinking about putting together a booth babe convention. It would be boothbabes showing off booth babes for umm... other conventions. That would fill the gaping hole that E3 leaves.

Posted by Jenova on Aug 9, 2006 twenty five to four am

E3 was a great way for the press ie. guys from games magazines/websites to preview games and tell millions of gamers about it. It was also like a festival, you can't take away the one chance gamers get to be among their geeky equals every year.

Posted by me2 on Aug 9, 2006 nine pm

Booth Babes aren't a waste of money, they worth every cent!

Posted by GoT on Aug 15, 2006 five past eight pm

were there really booth babes?? how corny!

Posted by thatguy on Aug 27, 2006 twenty five to nine pm

What are cosplaying strippers going to do for cash now?!?!?!


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