DeathSpank Nominated for 7 Academy Awards.

Feb 12, 2010 five to four pm

It's true, look it up.  But that's not why we're here today.

Long time readers and premium Grumpy Gamer subscribers will remember that I'm not a big fan of the Olympics.  It's a corrupt institution that has been taken over by corporations and a fascist controlling body.  Let's face it, the Olympics haven't been pure since 654BC when snowboarding was introduced.

But since I'm currently living in Vancouver Canada, it's hard to escape the Olympics given that I live 2 blocks from where the opening ceremonies are taking place and mobs are starting to descend on the city.

Just to give you an idea of how crazy it is out there, Darren and I were working at my place today doing a big play through of soon to be Academy Award winning DeathSpank, killing stuff, solving adventure game puzzles, laughing at all the funny stuff we're probably going to have to remove for legal reasons and generally having a swell time, when a loud ruckus rises from the street 22 stories below.  We go out on my balcony and what do we see?

Some nut job running down the street with a lit torch being chased by an angry mob.

The Olympics are crazy and I can't wait until they are over the homeless are returned to the streets where they belong.

Do the athletes still compete naked?  I haven't watched in a while.

Other people's comments:

Posted by Johnny W on Feb 12, 2010 twenty to six pm

Yes, yes they do.

Posted by Nacho on Feb 12, 2010 half past seven pm

Yay Deathspank tryouts. Also, you've got a nice view.

Posted by James Atwood on Feb 12, 2010 half past nine pm

I'm working out of the Westin Grand, a block from you. Security badge!! My way was blocked by that torch carrying guy & mob while I was trying to get from A to B this afternoon. He just stood there with it, grinning... Those things look like alien fighting sticks.

Posted by Jack's left toe on Feb 13, 2010 twenty five to six am

Why was he grinning at you? Maybe he was coming onto you. Did you get his phone number?

Posted by Crazy Nutjob Stalker on Feb 13, 2010 quarter past five am

This photo looks like the scene from the Dark Knight where the Joker attacks dressed as a police officer. Is this a subtle nod to the genius of the The Dark Knight after snobbing it for all these years, Ron?

I'm starting to cry... you... make... me... so... haaapppyy! sobbing

Posted by Stewie on Feb 13, 2010 quarter past five am

Maybe they are trying to catch a greased up deaf arsenist who threatens to set the whole city on fire.

Where can I renew my subscription to grumpygamer.com? And where have the nude pictures gone?

Posted by CordableTuna on Feb 14, 2010 five past eleven am

I'm sure you mean "arsonist". "Arsenist" is a naked olympic athlete.

Posted by Karlology on Feb 13, 2010 twenty five past five am

I thought Canadians all have round heads like the grumpygamer character. I'm disappointed.

Posted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 2010 twenty to six am

WTF! McDonalds as a sponsor for the Olympics??! That's like the worst oxymoron ever.

Posted by Elaine Marley XD on Feb 13, 2010 ten to eleven pm

Indeeeed, I'd notice that too... creepy! O_o
And Google, of course... with those stupids designs in the front page

Signed: snow-less and VERY hot humid city envious girl :P

(To who may concern: And I want the keys of that place right now, young man!)

Posted by The French Guy on Feb 13, 2010 quarter to nine am

Hey! Let's write in french!

Posted by notFrenchButLivingInFrance on Feb 14, 2010 twenty past midnight

Hey, let's learn English.

Posted by french guy on Feb 14, 2010 quarter past five am

retourne enculer les mouches

Posted by notFrenchAtAllButStuckInThisCountry on Feb 14, 2010 twenty five to eleven am

yes, this sophisticated and eloquent reply was  predictable. Thank you for another demonstration of French narrow-mindedness

Posted by JustAnotherFrenchGuy on Feb 15, 2010 twenty to eleven am

Ron règles!

Posted by Francis on Feb 16, 2010 ten past noon

Derrière toi ! Un singe à trois têtes !!!

Posted by Nao on Feb 16, 2010 twenty past one pm

No, there are some smart French people out there... After all, some of us did come to meet Ron in Paris a few years ago. :P

Posted by NotFrench on Feb 16, 2010 twenty past eleven pm

Thats true, sorry for the "narrow-mindedness"

Posted by Francis on Feb 17, 2010 twenty five past one pm

Nah, I don't think so. Smart people do not go to Paris.

Posted by Chalito on Feb 22, 2010 half past seven am

True,  they already live there ;)

Posted by leonard hermens on Feb 13, 2010 twenty to noon

Ron, if we had run with anything on fire while in college, we would have been arrested. So perhaps you are just jealous that the Olympics can get away with this?

Posted by Seth on Feb 13, 2010 quarter to two pm

We live surprisingly close to each other...

/stalk

Posted by Google is Evil on Feb 15, 2010 quarter past one am

Starting up Google Maps and Streetview... googling "olympics 2010 ceremomy canada place"....

Posted by R.U. Serious on Feb 14, 2010 ten to midnight

are you sure you want the general public knowing just where you live?

Posted by Rexilafa on Feb 16, 2010 five to six am

Now we can resort to more "convincing" ways to get a release date... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahaha...

Posted by Matthew Kane on Feb 16, 2010 twenty five past ten am

A lit TOUCH?

Posted by Richard the Third on Feb 18, 2010 five past one am

How original. You write like a cow.

Posted by Gnome on Feb 16, 2010 twenty five past ten am

I laughed, but I abhor them Olympics. Grrrr!

Posted by Henry the Fifth on Feb 16, 2010 twenty five past eleven am

Ramen noodles.

Posted by Richard Roe on Feb 16, 2010 twenty five to three pm

I recognise that building and from the trajectory of that photograph I now know your exact location. Produce relevant Deathspank news immediately or I'm coming over. Thank you.

Posted by Berekän on Feb 17, 2010 twenty five past one am

No! Don't remove anything! Fuck the 'legal reasons'!

Posted by sharprm on Feb 17, 2010 quarter past four pm

Nah I don't think they'll be naked unless that ratings need a boost.

Posted by TheBearPaw on Mar 6, 2010 twenty five past two am

lol, Ron you're crazy!

Posted by hogarth on Mar 8, 2010 ten to nine am

Finger over camera lens - upper right.

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