Top Scientists Agree on DeathSpank
Feb 18, 2009 ten past ten pm
After consulting top scientists, we have been informed that DeathSpank is just too awesome to be contained solely in North America (yes, top scientists really do use the word awesome). Based on this Nobel-powered advice we're going to be looking for some European retail distribution and/or co-publishing partners for DeathSpank; the game already being hailed as "Too Awesome for just North America".
Given that 68% of Grumpy Gamer readers are from Europe I figured I'd see if anyone had a short list of favorite publishers to contact.
Post here or contact me. Top Scientists. I couldn't say it if it wasn't true.
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Other people's comments:
Posted by hyperslug on Feb 18, 2009 eleven pm
Posted by Joe on Mar 27, 2009 twenty past one pm
Even though DeathSpank is an obvious hoax.
Posted by David Thomsen on Feb 18, 2009 twenty past eleven pm
Posted by DAGO on Feb 18, 2009 midnight
Posted by toni on Feb 19, 2009 twenty five to one am
ask CDPR Project for eastern europe,
1Company for russia, and anybody else for main europe.
or just put it on GOG.com (although it aint old yet)
Posted by andreika on Feb 26, 2009 seven am
Posted by Mike on Feb 19, 2009 quarter to one am
Who?
Top men.
Posted by killik on Feb 19, 2009 four am
So impulse for exemple looks like a much more suitable platform for online sales.
For publishers of boxed games i dunno, there are a lot of them in western europe, just do not choose russian ones, they dont sell outside of russia.
Posted by Haggis on Feb 19, 2009 twenty five to five am
Posted by XibaD on Feb 19, 2009 twenty to five am
Maybe you can contact some spanish publishers, like FX Interactive. It sells good quality games at a low price (about 20?). Titles like Runaway, The Longest Journey, Jack Keane, some Colin and Sega Rally...
Think about it!
BTW I'm a super fan of your work and I follow carefully any news on DeathSpank (also played Anhk :) )
Posted by fr0d0b0ls0n on Feb 19, 2009 quarter to eleven pm
Posted by Lennie Melvin on Feb 19, 2009 half past five am
Posted by gnome on Feb 19, 2009 quarter to six am
http://www.cdprojekt.com/
http://www.crimsoncowgames.com/
Posted by Ben on Feb 19, 2009 six am
And, BTW, apparently Greenhouse is on their "uncool" list... maybe you could send a word their way, isn't this site related to Hothead?
On a somewhat (understand: not) related subject, they also have an Overt Ops community task force thingamabob that you may be interested in.
Posted by killik on Feb 19, 2009 quarter to five pm
Posted by Raphi on Feb 19, 2009 quarter past six am
I am from germany and what you are saying is true.
Here are a lot of Adventurefans in germany and we can´t wait for Deathspank. We´ve got very good Adventure publishers like Deepsilver (Secret Files: Tunguska and Secret Files 2: Puritas Cordis... very nice adventures. You should try them).
Maybe you should contact them for Deathspank... that would be awesome.
Sorry for my mistake... i didn´t had the best marks in my english lessons at school ;-). I can understand whatever I read, but my grammar is terrible. :-D
Posted by Sam on Feb 19, 2009 twenty five to eight am
Posted by Mastiff on Apr 24, 2009 twenty five past two pm
I used to develop games and deal with all these publishers and they all rip you off!
All these parasite companies with their staff get to keep around 80% of the money.
Set up a small website, use Paypal for payment and use kunaki.com to make your CDs/DVDs on demand.
Posted by Francis on Feb 19, 2009 ten am
I though you would go for a sam-and-max-style telltale online episodic distribution. Are you going to release this in a box ?
Posted by Sovbsabbi on Feb 19, 2009 twenty five to noon
Trad. Let me say, you have break a bit our balls with this bloody Deathspank.
Posted by Shadowcloud on Feb 19, 2009 twenty to noon
http://www.dtp-entertainment.com/
Posted by Kvisle on Feb 19, 2009 twenty past one pm
crosses fingers for Linux-version of Deathspank available on playgreenhouse.com
Posted by Elaine Marley on Feb 20, 2009 quarter past two am
The Adventure Company RULES.
http://www.adventurecompanygames.com/
Posted by Carlo on Feb 20, 2009 half past two am
Posted by Nando on Feb 20, 2009 twenty to four am
And don't forget us South Americans. Make it available down here in Brazil as well!
Or else, evil tropical pirate ghosts shall pull your legs at night. :D
Posted by Morro Pousada on May 12, 2009 five to four am
Posted by Bernd on Feb 20, 2009 ten to six am
http://www.deepsilver.com/
Posted by rado on Feb 20, 2009 half past six am
Posted by Brian on Feb 20, 2009 five to seven am
i definitely agree that Steam is a really good way to get the game out to the largest number of folks world-wide.
i hear what they are saying about european pricing.
that's sucks, but a boxed game would be the same as the steam price anyway.
i don't know how EVERYBODY feels about steam, but they don't install a bunch of adware or extra stuff on your PC.
i have used many other download services, and many of them DO have adware programs, and they also leave securom programs on your computer sometimes.
So far, i trust steam. they have done a great job with their service, and the online help forums are run well, in my opinion.
Also, I don't know about your profit margins with Steam vs. boxed publisher, but i think you would get a lot more folks just noticing Deathspank if you put it on Steam, and would sell more copies.
especially in the US.
people honestly will just browse steam and buy stuff for fun.
boxed games are more like, "now i have to get in the car and go to the mall to buy that game," so it's more likely to be something that i Planned on buying.
therefore, very low impulse buying rate with boxed pc games.
So... I think Steam is the way to go, and boxes create more stuff to recycle.
sucks for the european steam store with the prices.
but do any of you believe that a boxed game would be cheaper?
Posted by Ice Cool Code on Feb 20, 2009 ten past seven am
Posted by XibaD on Feb 20, 2009 quarter to nine am
WTF 1$ is not = 1? !
If it wasn't for that, I would agree with you.
Posted by AndyBundy on Feb 20, 2009 twenty past ten am
I miss these elevations, that some games had like Settlers 3.
Posted by timofonic on Feb 20, 2009 half past noon
Spank ?
http://speechproject.mixnmojo.com/stuff/shizz/IMG_0258.JPG
You know that DS and Wii are just designed for your game! ;)
What about dubbed for Spain? Please a good dubbing, not a cheap one from Mexico or Spanish pr0n movies (or certain average TV actors, they sound as bad too).
Posted by timofonic on Feb 20, 2009 twenty to one pm
What about a Linux version too? There are many guys that port games to Linux, you find news about it in phoronix.com
Posted by LittleMonkey on Feb 20, 2009 five to three pm
What does this mean??? Does the average visitor of this site suffer from an involuntary loss of urine? Are the MM players getting old and are they leaking?
Posted by Bravopunk on Feb 21, 2009 twenty five to six am
Your Scientists are super special awsome!
Publishers I know, who could be interested
- bhv software GmbH
- JoWood Productions
- CDV Software Entertainment AG
- dtp Entertainment AG
- Koch Media GmbH (Deep Silver GmbH)
They all operate in the german speaking part of Europe.(maybe also in other parts of Europe....don't know)
Posted by Aquarius on Feb 21, 2009 twenty five to ten am
Forget JoWood. Sometimes I wondered whether they have quality control at all. (And many more people do so, too.)
PS.: Ron, move to Europe. You are a hero here.
Posted by Bravopunk on Feb 21, 2009 half past noon
But I thought, that Ron could be more interessted in smaller companies than a Publisher like Atari.
Bluebyte would be good,.... if they were still a publisher and develloper. After Ubisoft bought them, Ubisoft became the Publisher for all the Bluebyte games and Bluebyte turned into a develloper.
Posted by Aquarius on Feb 22, 2009 quarter to two am
dtp just had a successful RPG called Drakensang, so they might be interested in another one. And they have adventures, too.
Maybe Ron should try and email Guido Henkel of G3 Studios. Guido has some contacts. He did lots of legendary RPGs here. And he is a grumpy gamer, too.
Posted by Bravopunk on Feb 21, 2009 twenty five to six am
Posted by Kenny94 on Feb 21, 2009 five to seven am
Just dreaming.
Posted by Matrinka on Mar 1, 2009 ten to seven am
I miss their good ole' days.
Posted by Noah Falstein on Feb 21, 2009 noon
>What does this mean???
Well, it may be American slang (certainly pissed means something else in England) but "Grumpy" = "Pissed Off" here, so it's an easy step to incontinence from there.
Posted by Paul van der Meer on Feb 21, 2009 ten to one pm
I'm looking forward to DeathSpank. Especially now it's scientifically awesome.
Posted by LizardScum on Feb 21, 2009 twenty five past four pm
For distribution in møøse country, check out http://www.panvision.com!
Posted by Aquarius on Feb 22, 2009 five to two am
Btw, did he succeed where others failed? Did he solve the secret of MI?
Posted by timofonic on Feb 22, 2009 quarter past six am
http://blog.wired.com/games/2009/02/dice-nintendo-c.html
Posted by Mememe! on Feb 22, 2009 ten to five pm
I am from [country], and we have a great publisher here called [publisher]. I don't know why, but I have a feeling they're awesome and it would be so great if you could pick a publisher according to my advice! Please contact them so I can feel like I'm a part of this!
Posted by Bravopunk on Feb 24, 2009 twenty past one pm
The Master asked: "if anyone had a short list of favorite publishers to contact. "
So we answer.
And I think that a costumer can judge, why one publisher could be better then another.
There are publishers with a better supportservice or publishers where you get more for your money then just one of these boring DVD boxes...for exemple a Poster.
Posted by Ninomojo on Feb 26, 2009 one pm
I don't think so. At least, not from the perspective of a developer. The fact that you get a neat poster with your game is absolutely irrelevant to what makes a good publisher from a developer's perspective. It's more about business, honesty, how they are going to market your game, etc.
Posted by LazyAndroid on Feb 23, 2009 half past two am
Posted by fudge on Feb 23, 2009 five past three am
and gog? i am not sure it would be a good idea to put deathspank arround old games.
Posted by LazyAndroid on Feb 24, 2009 twenty five to two pm
When did they put on that new policy? That sucks! That's why I don't have a MAC, even though I want one.
As for GOG, you don't have to take the OLD part too literary, they just mean games that matter. But anyway it might be not good publicity to sell it as an "old" game, anyway.
Then just make it a direct download over PayPal.
Posted by LazyAndroid on Feb 24, 2009 twenty to two pm
This is the internet era
Posted by Joe on Feb 25, 2009 quarter to ten am
Posted by it department on Mar 4, 2009 twenty past five pm
do you wear glasses?
Posted by urdle on Feb 23, 2009 twenty five to eleven am
I wouldn't recommend Atari as I worked a while with them and they are really not easy to deal with, too many restrictions, too many constraints, it's all about getting the maximum of cash as fast as possible... and.. well... they're absolutelly NOT FUN !
Posted by Twist on Feb 23, 2009 one pm
Posted by artichoke on Feb 23, 2009 quarter to eight pm
Posted by Pointless Pete on Feb 24, 2009 quarter past midnight
Posted by Guillermo on Feb 24, 2009 twenty five to noon
Posted by LazyAndroid on Feb 24, 2009 twenty to two pm
Posted by G on Feb 24, 2009 ten to nine pm
Its witchcraft.
Posted by Francis on Feb 25, 2009 twenty to noon
You have been ranked 81st in IGN's top 100 game creators of all time.
http://uk.games.ign.com/top-100-game-creators/81.html
What a bunch of shameful bastards...
And I'm not even talking about the inaccuracy in the "Day of the Tentacle date", or the revoltingly small mention about Deathspank.
F.
Posted by Simon on Feb 25, 2009 twenty to six pm
A lot of the upcoming software houses especially in Eastern Europe have in the past while been bought out by larger companies, many North American based or Multinationals. For instance People Can Fly is now part of Epic. I'm not sure how contacting a subsidury of a company works or if you go via the parent, but those sort of companies might be worth looking into. Afterall if the big boys took them on then they must have something about them.
Posted by Orderoftheflame on Feb 26, 2009 five past eight am
Posted by urdle on Feb 26, 2009 quarter to noon
I WANT DEATH SPANK ! NOW !
:-D
Posted by Vault Dweller on Feb 26, 2009 five past one pm
Posted by LazyAndroid on Feb 27, 2009 five past seven am
Posted by Federico on Feb 28, 2009 eight am
Posted by Crapo on Feb 28, 2009 ten to seven pm
Posted by HallwayMonitor on Mar 1, 2009 half past seven pm
Posted by Jon Solo on Mar 2, 2009 ten to six am
Posted by Spanko on Mar 2, 2009 ten to noon
Posted by LittleWazoo on Mar 3, 2009 twenty to eight pm
this a diversion, to throw off our attention from the real subject..
the thing we have waiting since its announcement...
Posted by CordableTuna on Mar 4, 2009 ten to four am
http://www.impulsedriven.com/
It's a non-evil version of Steam.
Posted by Oh shush. on Mar 4, 2009 ten to eleven am
Posted by its a threeheadedmonkey! on Mar 4, 2009 half past three pm
Posted by xfiles on Mar 4, 2009 twenty past five pm
I suspect there are no top scientists behind this.
Posted by Karl Pilkington on Mar 4, 2009 twenty five past five pm
Posted by Steve on Mar 4, 2009 twenty five past five pm
Posted by The Bishop on Mar 5, 2009 half past one am
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enrico_Fermi
The photo was obviously photoshopped to add the "= DeathSpank" to the end of the formula.
Posted by Choker on Mar 5, 2009 quarter past ten am
Posted by killik on Mar 5, 2009 ten to four pm
he IS a top scientist. You dared doubt Ron Gilbert; the Secret of Monkey Island will never be revealed to you!
Posted by Johnny W on Mar 5, 2009 ten to four pm
Posted by Choker on Mar 7, 2009 twenty five to seven am
Posted by paradigmatic on Mar 11, 2009 twenty five past nine am
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JoWooD_Productions
Posted by Aquarius on Apr 13, 2009 half past four am
JoWood is notorious. I won't buy anything from them again. Not even if it was made by Ron.
Posted by Ralph on Mar 11, 2009 twenty past eleven am
Posted by ratavarg on Mar 11, 2009 ten to six pm
I can also provide advertising solutions such as changing my signature to "buy deathspank" and mentioning it to the random people in street.
I truly believe these kind of matters are best solved in blog post comments.
------------------"buy deathspank" <-- this one is for free
Posted by Naturens on Mar 12, 2009 quarter to three pm
specielly for Chile :D
Posted by Cheeky on Mar 16, 2009 twenty to six am
Posted by jalf on Mar 16, 2009 twenty five to nine am
playgreenhouse, Impulse or gog.com would work fine too. (I hear Impulse gives the developer far better margins than Steam, but that's just hearsay). And of course, working out a deal with GOG would just be awesome on general principles.
For regular boxed distribution, I'm not really aware of any specifically European publishers. I mean, the big international ones, sure (EA, Ubisoft, THQ and so on, all the usual suspects).
There are a few smaller ones, but the only one I can think of that hasn't been mentioned is Cenega (and the only game I can remember seeing from them are UFO Aftershock/-math/-light. Don't really know anything else about them.
Posted by Van on Mar 16, 2009 ten to two pm
Posted by Ron Gilbert on Mar 16, 2009 ten to two pm
Posted by Joe on Mar 27, 2009 five past one pm
That was AFTER I wrote about it on Wikipedia.
Posted by M. P. on Mar 21, 2009 five to ten pm
Posted by ComputerBlackjack on Mar 24, 2009 twenty five past two pm
Posted by Eurogames Inc. on Mar 25, 2009 twenty five to five am
Please just give us your bank and credit card information an money will be translated.
Well, see you later in Europe, greetings,
Eurogames Incorporated
Posted by arvenius on Mar 26, 2009 quarter to three am
i thought a while about this and came to the conclusion that I would be the best publisher for the game. Its not like Im into publishing or marketing at all but i guarantee it will spread well all around europe in a matter of days/weeks.
Oh i forgot, just dont expect any money coming from its distribution and forget about a nice box, either.
But as a plus it will come with added ascii-art and lotsa praises stuffed in a file called .nfo! Heh.
well on a serious side i think you should go with steam. i know its pricing strategy sux a bit for europeans but hey, apple does it the same way and everyone around me has ipod-buds in their ears. so im sure it will like piss of 5% (which will scream the loudest of course) and the other 95% are just going to buy it. im thinking an episode price between 10 and 20 euros would be ok.
plus with steam you have the option to lower the price at any time, make special day-to-day offers or new episode-bundles (new: deathspank season 1 now on sale for only 39,90!).
Posted by ChrisL on Apr 8, 2009 ten to seven am