Wow, she's really nailed blue steel hasn't she?  Or is that Magnum?

hehehe... love it. The gif AND the Zoolander dig. Unbelievable that people with SO MUCH MONEY get paid more than I earn in 5 years just to exist. Still, that video was pretty good in parts. It's all I'D pay her for.

That would be Blue Steel. Remember? He can't turn LEFT!

http://www.gizmodo.com/gadgets/home-entertainment/psp/paris-hiltons-psp-038200.php

Isn't 200k not that much when you have as much money as Paris?

I want to be payed to take an XBOX 360. You'd have to pay me to get an NGAGE, but I might get an XBOX 360 someday if the price lowers beyond 200 bucks. Otherwise I will give Nintendo my money. As they make better games at reasonable prices. Good games are not worth my whole wallet, in addition to IOU's. Good games, are games that I can afford. I will never sign up for Final Fantasy XI, or anything like that until I can afford to give up my wallet to them, which I can't yet.

$200,000 may not be a lot for a billionaire's daughter, but that's still a lot to pay for a whore.

For $200,000, not only will I appear at your party, but I'll clean up afterwards.

No offence, but you're not as sexy as Paris Hilton ;)

I beg to differ.

You are a sick perve dude

No really. Paris Hilton's THAT ugly.

Ha

Walter would pay you 200k for a Paris-like sex video, it sounds like. RAWR

For $200,000, not only will I appear at your party, but I'll clean up afterwards.

Cool, I was hoping to have some people for my Christmas party. I'll give you whatever is in my pocket right now, Grumpy; take it or leave it!

How do we know that you even have pockets, or for that matter, are even wearing pants?

Oh well I would pay that woman money so that she doesn't appear at my stupid party and that she stays at least 1000 miles away from there..

Hey but Ron you could step by everytime you want to and you even needn't clean up afterwards.

Well, I'm a 22-years old mediterranean guy, but i think that with a 100,000$ effort i could get a plastic surgeon make me look like mrs Hilton. Hmmm...It's something worth thinking about...
To be serious, this world is slowly going to ruin(not so slowly in this last days, see Paris-I mean the city, not the billionaire), so anybody out there do your best and look for true values.I'm trying to.Greetings, Ron.

The bad thing is that Paris hasn't done anything at all to get her celebrity status. At least people like Tom Cruise, Oprah Winfrey and other rich folks did get there by themselves (and Ron Gilbert ofcourse).

As Krusty the Clown would say "I heartily endorse this product and/or service!"

The videogame industry is dreaming of becoming as huge as Hollywood, it's a bit like

"THE FROG THAT WISHED TO BE AS BIG AS THE OX" by Lafontaine.

If you we're the guest of my party at a whopping $200,000, I wouldn't care for you to clean up. Heck, that's what my staff is for.

What I would require, Ron, would be... The secret...

Muuahhhaaaaa

Ron: ( this hasn't actually anything to do with paris hilton ... but ...)

just a small question ( only of theoretic interest ), what do you say to all those who just download the Monkey Island games through p2p networks ?
(including the ones you were involved with)

Do you hate them or 'show' understanding for downloading a game which may be really hard to get nowadays?

I would be proud if I made a game that people actually took the time to put up for ilegal download.

I'd say: "Good luck getting past the unbreakable DRM"

I may be mistaken, but isn't this copy protection wheel thing deactivated when you play the game with VSCUMM?

Eh ... don't look at me! I bought the game fair and square when it was released on the Commodore Amiga :)

Lucas Arts had all 4 games for $30 like a year ago.  Now you can find, probably the same bundle, for more like $100 on ebay or amazon.  It's stupid.

Bah. Price reflects relative scarcity.

30 < 100 means the bundle is more scarce than before. Nuff said

Ron, If you come to my party I'll donate £5 to a charity of your choice!

Talking about monkey island 2.... is there any way of getting it to run on my Mac that doesn't involve trauling through lists of instructions I'm not computer savvy enough to understand?

scummvm.  Ron had an article on it a little while ago.

Thanks. It works perfectly. The problem is I have to get up tommorow morning! Oh well who needs sleep anyway? Now, should I mix the Blue Grog with the red grog or the yellow grog with the purple grog..........

(Ron: It just get's better every time, well done!)

And she always uses the same pose...

talk about x360 fan noise...

I'll pay pal you $20 to read an intro for my robot movie.

Isn't she holding a gamecube in one frame the animated gif?

yea she has a gamecube, she even plays it

Are we discussing Paris Hilton's money or are we trying to bribe Ron?

Make it $50

Hello! I'm italian Fan from Pistoia city close to Florence! And i want to become an adventure game programmer!! M3rlino. P.S. Less money and better games please! ;)

fuck that ugly ass bitch.

http://pictures.xbox-scene.com/xbox360/hilton/JustinTimb_Caulf_6543974_600_400.jpg

tell me something new.

every star gets paid to be there (if you're not paid - you're not a star). simple.

this woman is so f*cking stupid that she probably doesn't even know how to turn it on! WHY was she paid to show up??

Paris Hilton 10,000 dollars per minute? How can you fall on that low tricks? usa, the nation of true evil, good cartoons and false idols. the negative vibration of world

i don't know really, but that is added to my "why not to buy Xbox 360 list" and i'll wait for Playstation 3, the one and true console (not a crap like...)

i have an xbox and it has a computer like feeling that i loath, playstation is a console on the other hand, not a low budget computer with lite software from a OS gigant known Microsoft (micro, soft= Bill Gates' dick)

sony does tricks? remember the opening of xbox, photoshoped screenshots, and now the multi apple-powered xbox 360 (E3), ps3 was at least a prototype console, and an electronic device with unique arhitecure, a console

to the xbox boys (mostly american pricks):  live the american dream, till you die from a chinese nuclear warhead, and the free european people (and those american that are worth living, not celebrities, people who donate to mankind, including Ron and free all freethinkers) will have harmony and peace (in the chinese-american war both china and usa will be destroyed, sounds like heaven, ah?)

remember every half idiot, poor bastard that served uncle sam. many of them were born in a poor deserted place with patriotic morons as parents

did you know that the idea of violence and blood spiling was originally bought in after world war one
only 25% peole in that war were capable killing (psychology thing)?
today, 95% of us marines are capable of doing so

LONG LIVE AMERICA

sorry for the bad gramar, I WAS PISSED!!!!

it will be deleted sooner or later

who cares

I love spaghetti!!!!

200.000bugs? That does not sound to much for me.
Especially because you are willed to stay until this party ends and clean up afterwards - which means fixing all that dirty bugs inside the programming code and ... Well that will last a long, long time.
Just one more question! Payment, before or after the party?

I think that she is the BEST Person ever! I had a chance to meet her and she was a really great person. She is sweet, and a really amazing. She deserves to get paid that well because she is working a lot to become famous. Even though her fortune is greater than $400,000,000, she will make al ot of money... Paris is really great! Even if she was born a rich girl she wants to make more money and be the most famous heiress in the world. Great job Paris, keep it up and keep looking great like always... Love you forever... And great acting in "House of Wax" you were great...

Yeah she's amazing isen't she? Her part in House of Wax deserves an Oscar, you can't even tell that she's acting! I love you hilton 4ever!!!1

yeah, she is great, but a very lame person, sort of like all those poor public rised celebrities, i pitty her, i'm happy with an average productive life (capitalist pricks don't produce, they steel from the poor, give to the mega-giga-yotta-zzzzz.... rich), a life in which i control the world with my averagenes in a way

having a good payed job, a knights templar member card, wife and brats, a lenin portrait on the wall next to the large red star

false idols!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! people choose!!!

for the love of god, burn in hell, as lucifer rises once more in the shape of..... choke

To Ron:

A few more datapoints please
(Mr. Tim("othy St. Hilaire" Schafer won't give 'em to me...)
When is Old Granny Hardcore scheduled to die?
And whof of you two came up with her?  Most outstandingly brilliant piece of viral marketing I've seen in a while.

Good luck with your new project!

To anotherfreemanofeurope:
Wow!  Those are more exclamationmarks than sanity dictates...
Maybe you should see a therapist about that ;-)

the one with patriotic morons in the reply:
what are you saying? for the love of god, this is unrespectfull of you: THEY ALL HAVE PATRIOTIC MORONS AS PARENTS, that's a better way to put it.

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THE HOTELS MAKE EACH YEAR? THEY MAKE 3.8 - 4.0 BILLIONS A YEAR! HOW MUCH DO YOU MAKE A YEAR, PROBABLY $1,000.00 DOLLARS? WELL MY PARENTS MAKE 4.7 MILLION DOLLARS A YEAR! THEY WORK AT AN AGENCY THAT'S REALLY GREAT! NEXT YEAR THEY ARE GONNA GET PAID 7.3 MILLIONS! WELL PARIS IS RICHER AND THAT'S WHY PEOPLE TALK SHIT ABOUT HER! I LIVE IN A HOME IN LOS ANGELES, I DON'T HAVE TO WORK, I'M JUST 19 YEARS OLD AND MY PARENTS ARE 38 AND 39. I JUST HANG OUT IN THE CITY EVERYDAY DRIVING MY NEW BENTLEY GT THAT I GOT FOR CHRISTMAS AND I'VE SEEN PARIS MANY TIMES IN L.A AND BEVERLY HILLS. I ALSO I HAVE A SIDEKICK II AND MY DAD DRIVES A HUMMER AND MY MOM DRIVES A $295,000 BENTLEY ARNAGE! MY BROTHER, WHICH HIE IS GONNA TURN 16 NEXT WEEK IS GONNA GET A MERCEDES G500, MY SISTER SHE IS JUST 9.5 YEARS OLD AND SHE HAS A PALM ONE TREO PHONE WITH JUST 2000 MINUTES EVERY MONTH! PARIS IS LIKE THE BEST PERSON AND SHE IS REALLY SPOILED LIKE US! WE WERE IN THE HOUSE OF WAX PREMIERE AND SHE LOOKED GREAT, WE ACTUALLY GOT TO BE IN THE PREMIERE. WE ARE TRAVELING TO ST. TROPEZ FOR A MONTH IN JUNE AND THAT'S WERE PARIS SPENDS SOME OF HER TIME! WELL THAT'S PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING! SO DO NOT TALK SHIT ABOUT PARIS! PLEASE, SHE IS LIKE THE BEST PERSON I HAVE SEEN, PEOPLE THINK THAT SHE IS A SLUT JUST BECAUSE HER SEX TAPE WAS RELEASED. RICK SOLOMON IS A BIG MOTHERFUCKER, HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN PUT IN JAIL FOR DOING THAT WITH PARIS WHEN SHE WAS 19 AND HE WAS MORE THAN 30. ISN'T THAT CALLED LIKE RAPE EVEN IF SHE LIKED IT? RICK SOLOMON=BIG MOTHERFUCKER! BY THE WAY NICKY HILTON IS GREAT ALSO!!!

Wow! That is really great that u don't have to do anything and your parents make that much money and you don't even have to work your butt to drive a Bentley GT, my parents bought a 2006 ford expedition and they have to pay 417 dollars a month, that is a lot for them! You are in good luck, I bet you probably pay about 2,000 dollars a month for that Bentley? Hey is paris really hot in person? I live in Illinois and I wish I can visit california someday! By the way tell your sister that she is really lucky! I wish I was one of you 3! If you see paris, tell her that she and nicky are really hot!

Hey, isn't this website suppose to be about paris hilton xbox and the $200,000 dollars you MOTHERFUCKERS!?!?!?

Aart, you americans are crazy enought with all these therapists, remember who were the first to populate america: prisoners, killers, thieves, all the worst garbage of europe were sent to this unpopulated resource heaven, which is enought that all future population would be the way they are, all respect to does who are different, in this "american society"- different meaning... try to imagine a typical american, not to hard to do so

I think you're confusing us with Australia. America was first populated by religious fanatics, baseball players and people yearning for the freedom to spell "realise" with a Z.

nope, they did the same with the with america, in fact a bigger amount of prisoners, because the distance, territorial sharing and that's a lot of land you know, this scum is the basis of the future "so-called United States"- of rebel masonic scum (Washington being a mason, and having the mason logo on the dollar bill and all that), the biggest amount of killing in always you can imagine, having death charge (doing the same thing, a tooth for a tooth), having freedom of speech under moronic terms, being a non religious state with a rather interesting motto, promoting religius tolerance by dividing them (happy holidays to you to), having every european know that a messege in every post is written by an american, and all other thing i didn't in this interval of time

You are clearly not a fan of sarcasm.

But really, c'mon. The country that invented the drive-thru funeral can't be all bad.

Ha! Rebel scum indeed!

Britain dropped off 50,000 convicts for unpaid leave in the scenic American colonies. After the American Revolution they sent more than 160,000 convicts to Australia. So, it wasn't a bigger amount, and a smaller percentage of the overall populace.

Not that a criminal in the family tree is a bad thing. Americans who don't have a colorful outlaw in their family histories frequently invent them. Family reunions are so much more interesting that way.

It's me again. Like I said, my brother got his $150,000 mercedes G500 grand edition! My mom gave my dad a $400,000 ROLLS ROYCE PHANTOM! And he gave her a $800,000 MERCEDES MAYBACH. My sister gets all the attention when my mom or dad drop her off at the Beverly Hills School. Some of my friends have a mercedes sl55, 500 or the clk 320. Others have really nice Range Rovers.My parents gave my gf a $125,000 really nice costum made Range Rover for new years. We get in to the hottest nightclubs of LA and we have VIP passes. I feel good that I am a big spoiled rich 19 year old kid! I feel like paris hilton, when she wants something, she gets it. Same thing with my siblings and I. My gf and I are hoping ro maybe in the next couple of months, we can make a sex tape like paris hilton! My parents approve of it. I love them cause they are really open with us, like my gf and me are with our parents!. Don't you wish you were me? We are buying a 1.7 million house in Beverly Hills, we are gonna be Raven Symone new neighbors!

shut up you poor piece of shit, go up you momma's pussy and stay there, pricks like you don't have the honour to be born as a free human being,a slave and cannon meat this is your main function as a thingy

just kidding, a good story lad, dreams like these are healthy, just don't have sex with paris hilton, i heard that she has poor little rodents and lost cocks of her victoms, trapped in her beep, the rubber thing won't help with her type of Syphilis, which is unknown to man or antibiotics

She is like 5 years older than me! My gf is just 19 like me, this is our last year of high school and will be going to the university of southern california. My parents actually made that fourtune 16 years ago so I wasn't born that rich then they both got paid about the same! Its just I hate it when people talk shit about her like that! Actually sunday I was with my gf on an LA nightclub. She was there too with niarcho stavros, him and I are the same age for pete's sake!. The day he ran into the trailer when he accidentaly hit paris bentley gt. We have the same exact car!  I left the nightclub at 1:00a.m with 2 of my closest friends and my gf katie! Paris hangs out with Talan from laguna beach on mtv. She is gonna have a movie coming out in these months called "National Lampoon's: Pledge This!" sofia vergara is gonna be in the movie also! I know Paris Hilton but we are not friends!!!

she was born rich

borned

farted

Paris Whitney Hilton was born rich, but she is the only famous in her family bacause of her sex tape with rick solomon. Her sister Nicky isn't that famous because she hasn't made a sex tape. But they are free to do what they want cause that's why they have the money to do what they want, who they want, and what they want to do with it! Right now Paris is making a movie called "Bottom's Up!" she is a great person and she deserves to be what she is, but people should not talk shit about her. She is like everyone else in this world except that she is a "spoiled rich girl" but let her be like that she won't never change. But you gyus don't talk shit about her please!!!

why wont we talk "shit" about her, let her hide in some sort of shame if you can call it that, but it's the closest word for it, not showing her self in "public" (oh please) for it, some things don't need to be different in societies, some things are needed for a healthy and sane system which the USA is not in every look. The goal of a society is insure happiness to people, non materialistic society, a individual that would see his benefit a sort of a pleasure, help each other, make it even better for generations and generations to come, in the begining it would be hard but it will be worth it, march to a better future, the green paper is happy but we are the ones that aren't and wont till we all together see it all as it needs to be seen, what is the future of capitalism - endless suffering, there is no future, but there and back again - back to the stone age, the real spiritual and mental -this is the thing that we kept losing from the second that we left the caves and much earlier

Hey its Paris, (you guys might not think its me but I am the hilton hotel heiress!)
I just saw this website and I think its cool that you guys are dedicating it to me. Well I don't really care, I love Josh's comment that he doesn't want anybody talking shit about me. I love him, he is such an adorable teen. He's 19 and he has things like me like a Sidekick II, a Bentley GT (in silver), a Hummer H2, well I'm hoping to see more comments. You know you guys like to talk abiut me, but I'm also a sweet 24 year old woman. When I sued Rick he gave me $400,000 and some percentage of the profit from the tape "1 Night in Paris" but all of that went into charity. I'm in my set of my new film "Bottom's Up" its a story about a guy who is a bar tender that falls in love with a rich girl (me) but wait until it comes out (maybe in the summer of 2006). My birthday is on February 17th!, I'm turning 25, I am getting old, but I wish to have a big house and lots of animals and kids someday! I'll check the website monday or tuesday! I hope to see some "nice" comments. Just kidding!

                Well its    Paris Whitney Hilton,
Hilton Hotel Heiress of a fortune greater than thousands of Millions of dollars!  Bye!

ahm. dull

Gilbert, you're fired!!!

We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the British Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old.

...we shall fight the bitches... - with a meaning of our "give it to all", ladies and gentlemen, Paris Hilton

Hey, I thought I was gonna have some messages, or comments. Please write something, I have thursday off, so I'm gonna be out of the set of "bottoms up". I know you guys are treating me like a bitch. My best-friend relationship with Nicole Richie is OVER, I am dating Mary Kate's ex Niarcho Stavros though!.
                                        Bye love,                                                  Paris Hilton

when your drunk enough anyone or anything looks like your boyfriend, so i'll be bitchin'... i mean leaving

yawn can't believe i read all this.

Hi,
Lindsay Lohan here. Wow! I have to congratulate whoever made this website. You guys are good at talking shit about Paris Hilton. As you know, we are not friends anymore after she started dating Stavro. I am finally getting better and boo Paris. She sucks at acting! I hope to visit this website soon again. Thanks                                           -Lindsay

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