World of MonkeyCraft

Jan 26, 2007 five past noon


I'm starting a Horde aligned Guild on the Server Quel'dorei called Threepwood and any WoW players looking for a Money Island Themed Guild are more then welcome to join me.  My one criteria is that you have to be playing a character named after someone in Monkey Island.

If you're looking for a large high pressure Guild that does regular raids run by a draconian Guild Master that keeps careful track of everyones kill stats and admonishes members for not pulling their weight, then this probably isn't the Guild for you.

As everyone knows, Monkey Island players are laid back and just want to have fun, so don't expect much more than a good time (and honestly, I'm not sure I can even promise that).

I play in the evenings most nights, or drop me an email and we can set up a time to meet online and get you signed up.  All levels and classes welcome, no time commitment necessary and I'll travel just about anywhere to meet up with you.

UPDATE:  The Guild Threepwood is now official and all Horde dues have been paid.   If you want to join in on the fun*, see if I'm online and send me a chat and I'll add you (proof of Monkey Island fanaticism required).

UPDATE 2: Please do not just create character names that are misspellings of a MI character name because the one with the correct spelling is taken.

*"Fun" not guaranteed.  Void where "fun" is prohibited by law.  Can not be combined with any other "fun" offers.   Guild members having "fun" may experience nausea.

Other people's comments:

Posted by Eumel on Jan 26, 2007 twenty past noon

theres no grog ingame! :(

Posted by Jenna on Jan 26, 2007 half past noon

That's awesome! :D  My work buddies and I used to have a just-for-fun Horde guild along similar lines called El Taco Truck, on Khaz Modan.  We all had characters named after Mexican cuisine.

Posted by Sir Jalapeno on Mar 9, 2007 twenty five past two pm

The first rule of El Taco Truck is do not talk about Taco Truck.
The second rule of El Taco Truck is do not talk about Taco Truck!!!
The third rule is what happens in Taco Truck stays in Truck, or something like that.

I am disappointed in you Toastie.  :)

Viva la Truck.

- Sir Jalapeno, El Taco Truck guild master

Posted by sgt angry egg on Jun 27, 2007 ten to four am

wait...what?

Posted by Juan Diego on Jan 26, 2007 half past noon

Come to Europe realms!

Posted by Oded Sharon - Corbomite Games on Jan 26, 2007 five pm

I Agree. You have many European fan. I mean - Monkey island has many European friends. Can you open an alt on one of the European servers ?
I will personally create a special section of buy a car for Ron Gilbert to sposor you a European account.

On my server (Dragonmaw) both Lechuck and Guybrush are taken.
And it's absurd that Guybrush is a orc and LeChuck is human.

LeChuck is an Undead warlock ! and Guybrush a human rogue ! hello ppl !

Posted by Colin on Jan 26, 2007 ten to one pm

This makes me want to play World of Warcraft!

Posted by Haggis on Jan 26, 2007 quarter past one pm

I'd join if I played WoW. Maybe when LOTR Online becomes popular, we can make a Monkey Island guild there.

Also, good title. Sounds like something I'd come up with... because I have! I'm so awesome that I think the same way Ron Gilbert does.

Posted by Johnny W on Jan 26, 2007 ten past two pm

So what happens we run out of names? :)

Posted by Bashar on Jan 27, 2007 five to midnight

we wait for Monkey Island 5 (Psst... Ron you hear) and use the new characters inside.

By the way, do the characters in MI4 count? I hope not :D

Posted by Rusalka on Jan 26, 2007 twenty to three pm

Love to join but sadly you're on american servers.

You should have called your guild something like "Stan's previously owned Guild" or somethin though.

Posted by eloj on Jan 26, 2007 five past three pm

Is the max no. of possible members (=unique names) know? With all the monkey-hacking that's been done there ought to be a list somewhere.

Now, don't think this gets you out from being a complete traitor. You're still supporting the evil DMCA-wielding Lawyer-infested Empire that is Blizzard.

Guess that banana just taste too good.

Posted by Feenwager on Jan 26, 2007 twenty five past four pm

Wow (no pun intended). That was as close as I've come to firing up WoW in a monkey's age.

But, alas...nope. Still don't wanna play.

Posted by GamerInstinct on Jan 26, 2007 twenty five to five pm

Monkeys in WoW? Hmmmm. Very interesting. There are no monkeys in Lineage II.  

http://www.gamersinstinct.com/

Posted by Rachel J. Morris on Jan 26, 2007 twenty five past five pm

I call Kate Capsize!
Though I've only played as horde before. :s

Posted by Rachel J. Morris on Jan 26, 2007 twenty five past five pm

Oh wait, that's a blood elf!  Agh, silly me. =P

Posted by Edmundo on Jan 26, 2007 ten to nine pm

The Real World of MonkeyCraft:

http://www.piratesonline.com/


Ps- all my online game characters have been named Threepwood. I always get random things like "I love monkey island!" so yeah, people love monkey island.

Posted by Batchof on Jan 27, 2007 half past four am

From the pirates online website:

Are there any special inside jokes that fans might look forward to?

Would any Pirates of the Caribbean game be complete without an appearance by the infamous prison dog?

Posted by ben on Jan 27, 2007 twenty to two am

Guybrush
Lookout
Mancomb Seepgood
Estevan
First Important looking pirate
Second Important looking pirate
Third Important looking pirate
Cook
Bob
LeChuck
Fettucini brother #1
Fettucini brother #2
Citizen of Melee
First Man of low moral fiber
Second Man of low moral fiber
Third Man of low moral fiber
Voodoo Lady
Fester Shinetop
Shopkeeper
Troll
Captain Smirk
Elaine the Sword Master
Various different fightable pirates
Otis
Governor Elaine Marley
Stan
Meathook
Herman Toothrot
Lemonhead
Other Cannibal
Other Cannibal

31 at least there and that's just Secret of Monkey Island. Plenty of possible characters.. but alas you're on the American servers.

Posted by Tr00jg on Jan 27, 2007 quarter to two am

We are all so devilishly addicted to WoW.... like monkeys going ape on bananas.

Posted by Duncan Stibbard Hawkes on Jan 27, 2007 five to five am

I can imagine it now. Wally the red haired Gnome Engineer.... now if only it was an Alliance guild on a European Server.

I'm just thankful it's based on a game called "money island". Now if that were Monkey Island I'd mortgage my cat and buy an American import version of WoW just to be in it.

Posted by Ryan on Jan 27, 2007 ten to eleven am

What a wonderful idea!  I have never played WoW but I know I will at some point and I would love to join your guild when I do.

Posted by fajerkaos on Jan 27, 2007 five to eleven am

Hey, cool idea...
Sad that I am not livin' in US and that I dont really lite MMORPG.
But still very cool =P

Posted by Bashar on Jan 27, 2007 ten to midnight

Well now I feel like taking the WoW CD out of the box again. Are there insults in WoW like

"You cast spell like a Wesley?" and "How appropriate, you already look like a rat" :)

Posted by Matt on Jan 28, 2007 half past six am

Hmmm i think the majority of people interested in this would be Europeons which is a bit kack. Secondly I cant see the lasting power of this idea,  maybe just a one off MI event would suffice.

Posted by Haggis on Jan 28, 2007 quarter past nine am

Posted by IrGXaNa on Jan 28, 2007 ten to five pm

I am rubber, you are glue

Posted by Nando on Jan 29, 2007 half past three am

Can I insult other guild members while fighting in PvP?
How appropriate. You fight like a cow!

Posted by Lutra on Jan 29, 2007 five past eight am

hello.
I'm spanish (sorry for my english, too bad), 24 years old.
I've grew up listening my friends talking always about the great games of the "monkey island saga", i never could play theses games, because i hadn't a pc. Well, now I have. And they where right, these games are excellent. I am talking about monkey island 1 and 2.
Yesterday I ended monkey island 2 (no hints, seriously), I couldn't move from my pc screen, waiting for anything to happen (don't know what).
I can't remember the last game I enjoyed so much (well, yes, monkey island 1...), so at least, I have to pass to your site and say: "Congratulation, you have create a great thing".
Because computer games are for enjoy, and it seems that many people are forggeting this. Looking only for ultimate graphics... too bad for good games.

So, well, all I have to say is that I am going to play monkey 3 and 4 just to see what other people have done with the saga (and friends of mine keep saying to me, never play monkey 4).

I think I am afortunate, because I have never played such good old game, but don' t know the solutions or story, so I can play them now and enjoy for first time. And you all could belive this: I have played most recent games, and they are horrible compared to these ones, so, sirs, graphics are not all. only a small part.

P.D.: I am watching "Friends" for first time too. I know it is like living for first time the happiers years in front a PC or a TV of many people.

And I am enjoying so much!

Posted by BigSquid on Jan 29, 2007 twenty past one pm

Haha great idea :) Here is a useful page for names:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minor_characters_in_Monkey_Island

Posted by fleros on Jan 30, 2007 twenty five past midnight

digeridoo-to-you-too

only have a trial account yet (who is expired :(  )

Posted by italdosin on Jan 31, 2007 five to six am

Hi master..do you have msn? if u have can u add me? italdosin@hotmail.com PLZ MASTER!

Posted by Alistair Cookie on Jan 31, 2007 five to two pm

For anyone curious as to the World of Shoecraf... ehh i mean Warcraft, check out the recent episode of South Park "Make Love not Warcraft." It is pretty close to life for the majority but does use exaggerations occasionaly: depends how much of a craftnut you is.

Posted by greengrassland on Feb 1, 2007 five to two pm

:7
too bad wow has made own servers for europe and.. stuff.
Guybrush as hunter ? :o He's a rogue ! For sure.

Posted by Kuhnen on Feb 2, 2007 ten past nine am

I will reactivate my WoW account! =P

Posted by ^^ on Feb 3, 2007 five past eight am

Your guild will never prosper ! You will die alone and forgotten !

Posted by Irit on Feb 6, 2007 twenty past nine am

Nooooooooooo!

why oh why does this have to be on a US server!!!??!!

Us poor souls in the EU will never know the joy of a MI guild /cry

Posted by Junaid on Feb 7, 2007 five past three am

Ron, I was wondering about what's your opinion on the upcoming Pirates of the Caribbean MMORPG?

Posted by Kroms on Feb 8, 2007 twenty five to one am

Hey Junaid :)

K, the last time we got the comments turned off, it was partly because we spammed and something that is so off-topic is spam, I guess. I used to spam. A LOT. LOT LOT LOT. I still do sometimes, and I usually wish I hadn't written 8/10 things I posted.

I'm just trying to be helpful, mind; I want GG to go on, you know, and spam isn't going to really help it.

Sorry if I've offended you.

Posted by Luciferasi on Feb 9, 2007 five to two am

Shame I'm on the European servers.

I actually wanted to create a guild of undead pirates called "The Suffering Sailors", led by LeChuck of course!

Posted by Roabbracca on Feb 25, 2007 twenty five past six pm

Sigh, i sold my wow account 2 months ago, tired of teenager guilds of raid-stressed-24/7-hardcore-angered kids.
Good luck on that guild, really, games have to fit at us, the players.

Posted by Lémonhead on Mar 1, 2007 half past ten pm

Thanks for inviting me to the guild!

Posted by Sanja on Mar 12, 2007 three am

Please come to european servers!

Posted by Björn on Mar 12, 2007 ten to four am

How I wish I was american right now... =(

Posted by ChazFox on Mar 21, 2007 twenty past nine am

Aw man, how I wish I was on the american servers. I'd probably be Murray, the demented undead warrior, with a body at last X3

"Now I really can STRIDE through the gates of hell with your head upon a pike!"

Posted by Nick on Mar 23, 2007 quarter past eleven am

Awesome, found a guild to join when I finally do decide to give in and play... :)

Posted by slx on Apr 8, 2007 twenty five past four pm

hi! upload some screenshots about this island or send to me, please. i'd like to see what i've missed :( .

Posted by Ben on Jun 6, 2007 quarter to eight am

Created a random rolled undead named "Deadbeard" would like an invite though I am willing to reroll using one of the characters names ... jus didn't know what was taken and what was available.

worldpeace,
ben

arr


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