One. If you made this game I would buy it, not that you're making it. So I wont be buying it.
Two. If the fact that I plan on buying the game makes it a game, I think I might do just that. Except I'm not buying it, but I might.
Three. Is Monkey Island 3a one of those annoying houses that has been converted into maisonettes? The island will probably be rented out to council tenants, in which case I wouldn't not buy it.
Four. Even though you're not making it, you should make it. That is how you get a head in business after all.
Five. Employ me. But don't.