Lord of the Rings

Jan 27, 2005

My friend Kurt Pfeifer commented that watching over 12 hours of Lord of the Rings in one sitting was kind of like going through the five stages of grief, only backwards:

5. ACCEPTANCE - This is going to be the greatest thing ever!

4. DEPRESSION - Oh my god, we're only 3 hours into it, we'll never make it.

3. BARGAINING - Hey, what do you say we stop after the 2nd one?

2. ANGER - I can't believe I wasted an entire day on this!

1. DENIAL - OK, no one mentions to anyone else that we actually did this.


what is two + one?