Whoa, i imagine a silly version of Orlando Bloom playing Guybrush running for his life with a gigant ball chasing him. Escaping in a DeLorean with 3 pieces of map, arriving in the jurassic ages with Penelope Cruz as Elaine Marley slapping his face, for no reason, then a reanimated TRex pursues them to eat their asses, and they realise after that, that they never got back from the future. Instead they are in a Dinosaur amusement park when  John Leguizamo playing Largo thanks to tremendous mistake in the character selection.
But they ignore him just like in the real life. So then it comes rogger Rabbit and ET playing Le Chuck and then its all a huge maddness but it wont matter because people in the cinema will miss that part while they'll start to call they lawyers to sue spielberg because no one diserves to see a big moving image of john leguizamo while eating popcorn.

Anyway, hang in there infomercials!!