There's another video, but I don't know if it has subtitles or not, which shows the reporter saying something like "...Who could possibly think of drinking kerosene just for fun? But this actually happens. You just have to ask the teenagers who drink this with a complete straight face..."

Well, I'm pretty sure he drank a lot of kerosene when he was a kid and it ultimately destroyed his brain, up to the point where he couldn't realize such a drink can't really exist, because nobody could drink acid (or pretty much every other Grog ingredient, except maybe artificial sweetners and SCUMM) in real life without instantly dying.

I would like to know why didn't the reporter list SCUMM as an ingredient but Dr. Cormillot did, and why none of them mentioned propylene glycol.