Grumpy Gamer

Ye Olde Grumpy Gamer Blog. Est. 2004

Dec 27, 2021

Placing the last piece.

And then disaster stuck while moving it.

Most of the debris is still assembled large chucks, so it shouldn’t take long to fix. I’m sure this happened to the real coliseum.

Dec 27, 2021

That didn’t take long to fix and rebuild. I don’t know what is taking the city of Rome so long.

Start to finish, it took just over a year. I blame Limited Run Games.

Dec 26, 2021

Holiday repost!

Clayton and I did this back in Dec of 2004. Interesting how much hasn’t changed. We’d have more “male” spouses now, something about loot crates and IAP, kissing up to steamers, and maybe change the last verse to be more “indie”, but its shockingly accurate years later.

The Twelve Days of Crunch Time

A poem by Gilbert and Kauzlaric

On the twelfth day of crunch time, My project gave to me…

Twelve cents in royalties,

Eleven kiss-ass previews,

Ten nerdy testers,

Nine patent lawsuits,

Eight unplanned for features,

Seven frames a second,

Six angry spouses,

Five focus groups!

Four unstable hacks,

Three days without sleep,

Two surly artists,

and a crappy publishing deal.

Dec 22, 2021

We should be done in time for the upcoming gladiator ‘22 season. Tickets are still available. I hear Ferocianus Maximus is going to do well this year.

Dec 12, 2021

After 7000 signatures, some progress. I am getting help.

Nov 19, 2021

Last month I finally got done signing over 7000 cards for the Limited Run Games physical release of Monkey Island.

They asked if I would hand sign cards to go in the boxes. Sure, how many can that be? 500? 800?

Nope.

They had over 7000 preorders and I signed every one of those cards. If you bought one of the LRG Monkey Island boxes you won’t get a Certificate of Authenticity with a crappy machine printed signature.

I signed them all.

I even left a few special messages on the backs.

Nov 12, 2021

At first I was going to just copy/paste his article and call it my own then I realized that is kind of a dick move.

How to make your own game engine (and why) by Tyler Glaiel

Well worth a read.

In my 35+ year career in games I’ve never used an off the shelf game engine. Starting with SCUMM I’ve always build my own. I love the power and the freedom. It’s hard work and probably cost me more but I love making game engines and writing compilers. It’s a skill you slowly acquire and after the 5th one it’s not a daunting task anymore.

I ran into a programmer at an indie meet-up and she told me this story about how another programmer at her company brought up building their own game engine. Someone responded with “What! Are you Ron Gilbert!”

I wear that as a badge of honor. :-)

Nov 11, 2021

Yes, I’m tired of dystopia fiction. A sentiment I probably didn’t need to repeat because it’s in the title, but I really am. Nothing points this out more to me than Star Trek.

In a Star Trek vs. Star Wars internet argument I am firmly in the Star Trek camp and this is with eight years of working at The Death Star Lucasfilm (I kid, working at Lucasfilm was magical but I’m still a Star Trek person).

Star Trek used be be about hope. Even in the dark days of the 1960’s cold war you could see hope for our future in Star Trek. They mange to comment on our then messed up world while being optimistic about the future. It’s a lesson current Star Trek could learn from.

Next Generation followed in that tradition. There was conflict but also hope in what the future could be.

Voyager was still about hope and the ideals of the federation.

Deep Space Nine started out that way and then it became a serial about war.

Enterprise also started out in a hopeful future, then it became a show about war and dystopia.

Years later Picard showed up. How I wanted to like this show, but it’s a bleak show in a bleak future.

And Discovery. WTF! Yes, they saved the future federation but it’s a bleak dystopia world I don’t want to relax in after a day of hard work.

And I won’t get into the bad writing where every problem on Discovery is solved by deus ex machina or some mind-bending quantum physic problem being solved by some crew member in 30 minutes.

There is a lot of long overdue cast diversity in Discovery. They get some kudos for that. Just not for their writing.

I am holding out hope for The Captain Pike Show where they claim to get back to the roots of Star Trek. We’ll see.

Lower Decks is great! It’s funny and takes place in the Next Generation world.

Now comes the worst offender of them all: Star Trek Prodigy.

Prodigy is a show on Nickelodeon for kids but it takes place in a dark dystopia world. Did I mention this is for kids? Seriously? The first 45 minutes is fighting and killing and people trapped in a forced labor camp. Did I mention this is for kids?

Maybe it gets better after the first episode (which I didn’t even make it through).

Prodigy should have been set on a Next Generation Enterprise-like ship. Next Generation had families on board and would have been a perfect setting for Prodigy. Smart and precocious kids getting into trouble and saving the day.

But in the optimistic future that we owe our kids.

P.S. No matter how bad these Star Trek shows get, I will still watch them all.

P.S.S. The Orville isn’t “Star Trek” but it’s a darn good “Star Trek” show. I hope it returns, but I don’t have my hopes up. Stupid Pandemic.

Nov 10, 2021

I’ve decided to go back on Twitter but with a few changes:

  1. I unfollowed everyone.
  2. I will only post once (or maybe twice) a week.
  3. I only check twitter once every 1 or 2 days.
  4. I will only post positive things and mostly about game dev.
  5. I will not add rubbish to the Twitter dumpster fire.

I used to follow 200+ people and now I follow 0. I apologize if I unfollowed you. It doesn’t mean I love you any less. I might follow people at some point, but only friendly positive people.

I left Twitter because it was doing serious mental damage to me.

  1. Maybe, just maybe this will help make twitter a better place.